Hey! Almost a year to the day!

Jeez, you'd think I lost all my fingers in a tragic frisbee accident or something.

Have no fear, I still possess all my digits and have been keeping them all occupied with all manner of tasks. However, you shouldn't allow yourself to be misled into believing that I am going to sit here and delineate the events of my life this past circumnavigation of the sun. There's lots to tell, much of it anything but gripping literature. I will share a few of the highlights with you - fill in the rest with whatever sordid imaginings you can muster.

• Competed at the World Ultimate Club Championships in Perth, Australia.
• Visited the Penrose Triangle.
• Got wool socks for Christmas.
• Returned to Japan and drank too much tequila, not sake.
• Broke a stone fountain. With my head.
• Grew a Fu-Manchu mustache.
• Put another $1000 worth of parts into the van, including yet another alternator (my fourth).
• Thought about quitting smoking.
• Picked up an MVP award at Udderbowl, despite not having exercised for the preceding 5 months.
• Learned that there is a place named "Atomic City" and decided that I'm going there.
• Broke my camera.
• Lost my status as a member of IATSE 891 due to some inane technicalities.
• Got stopped by the police no less than 6 times for - no fooling - "walking in a suspicious manner".
• Sang in the shower almost every day.
• Got a girl, lost a girl. Rinse, repeat, ad nauseum.
• Got an ace in disc golf.
• Got older.

I think that about sums it all up. If I think of anything else, I'll be sure to not post it for a while.