HIV...

Positive? Negative? I still don't know; but I have a pretty good idea.

I so disapprove of my local medical clinic - they really have no idea what they're doing. I just called to see if they had my test results ready (they said to call in about a week); the receptionist seemed very confused, and then said: "You have to be more patient. They have to send the sample to the provincial laboratory, so it will take about a week. You were here on the twenty-second, so you have to wait. Ok?"
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No, not ok. What the heck does she mean I was there on the twenty-second? I was nowhere even near the clinic yesterday - I was out at the airport being interviewed for a job with Air Canada. Who knows? Maybe my doppelgänger has moved into my neighbourhood. Should make for some interesting conversations at the video store as well, no doubt.